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July 9, 2012

How to do-it-yourself C-Section, not!

Two days ago, a preggo woman cut herself open using a kitchen knife. It doesn't matter if she's a proud owner of some Zwilling JA Henckels Four Star, twin gourmet or an Iron Chef cutlery set  whatnot and surely I couldn't care less if she used a santoku to slice herself open just to get her baby out. 

Any woman with an inkling of a brain should know better than performing her own surgery using kitchen utensils and her very own sewing box and then telling people she's actually a midwife. Hullo?! Exactly! You, Midwife, fill in the blanks Caesarian Section, can you guess the match yet? That's right, Obstetrics Surgeon:to perform obstetric surgery, ain't that an easy one? Geez! 

A Caesarean section which is usually performed when a vaginal delivery would put the baby's or mother's life or health at risk, is hereby ironically done to actually put the baby and the mother, herself at risk!! Don't you go telling me you're a midwife, if you can't decipher the line between what you can't do and what the surgeon must do. I'm sorry but I'm on a hatred streak right now. 


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