Whuut??? Muhhh boyfriend juz died???? Psst!! Glee's Cory Monteith Found Dead In Hotel At 31

O-M-G!! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!! Why does it always have to be the bootiful sexssayyy ones?? T_T

Geez, Cory..you make me kinda sad. Can I tell you something? Um, I juz heard a thudd sound in my kitchen. It wuz actually my *Joy* dish washing liquid soap getting knocked over into my beefaroni and I thought, whoops final destination much, better luck next time buddy. Ughh!! Izzz gooood to be aliiiiive and still kickin'... RIP-RIP Cory. Bye Bye boyfriend! Will miss those intense shoulders. Youz. Haz. *sniffles* T_T