Another Impromptu MC-ing of 3-days University Faculty Seminar/Workshop while National University students (Girl Volleyball Team) winning!!!

So, yeah,,Fangirling!!! Heh

..Aaand stealing it for V-day!!

"Valentine for Ernest Mann"
Naomi Shihab Nye

You can't order a poem like you order a taco.
Walk up to the counter, say, "I'll take two"
and expect it to be handed back to you
on a shiny plate.

Still, I like your spirit.
Anyone who says, "Here's my address,
write me a poem," deserves something in reply.
So I'll tell you a secret instead:
poems hide. In the bottoms of our shoes,
they are sleeping. They are the shadows
drifting across our ceilings the moment
before we wake up. What we have to do
is live in a way that lets us find them.

Once I knew a man who gave his wife
two skunks for a valentine.
He couldn't understand why she was crying.
"I thought they had such beautiful eyes."
And he was serious. He was a serious man
who lived in a serious way. Nothing was ugly
just because the world said so. He really
liked those skunks. So, he re-invented them
as valentines and they became beautiful.
At least, to him. And the poems that had been hiding
in the eyes of skunks for centuries
crawled out and curled up at his feet.

Maybe if we re-invent whatever our lives give us
we find poems. Check your garage, the odd sock
in your drawer, the person you almost like, but not quite.
And let me know.

Valentine Pre-Party Short Quiz

keeeeeck azz

Not your average brazilian porcupine nor that angry next door armadillo..Yes it's Miss Jill during exam week!

Right. It's exam week yet again. Trust me, you really don't one this one to get mad. =3

Kimye--baby on the way!!

Kanye announces pregnancy news to a crowd of more than 5,000 fans at a concert at the Revel Resort in Atlantic City--and receives a raucous, standing ovation.

The infamous Kimye couple wouldn't dare blink an eye without having their every move documented by their paparazzis. Now knowing this, and knowing how they just let the cat outta the bag, who wouldn't feel bad for all the celebs that also had announcements to make today?! After the Kim and Kanye news, hold your horses darlings..It's not actually newsflash how everyone knows that The Kardashians love the attention and boy, are they getting it. So if you want to be announcement/comment jumped, be my guest..

OFF BELAY!!! LET GO, YOU 2012!!!

2012, 2012, 2012, sure I am sooo not done with you yet!!! I still need to slap real harrrd that big spoiled brat bumm of yours before you even turn your back at me!! No. noo.. Dont really mind you goin' away, darling..For all Miss Jill cares! You've been nothing short but a piss as*$ sorry  misanthropic sunava-wench! So, off ya go..


How bout you, dudettes, where ya spendin' your NY's countdown?? 4-3-2-1!!!!!!!***!!$$ HAPPY 2014 people!!, nahh not drunk yet..just checking if some of you are...well hello there, 2013!! hm, so what d'ya have in store for me??? 










Missing my bff muchh, kampaiii!! Cheers and Cheers!!

Contentedly Productive with only the Wind Chimes to bother me

Naw, muh cheek violeta ain't luv-bitten..it's called contusion (read:bugbog otherwise called bruise) due to soo much xmas besos, gaah, and to think NY hasn't even started..um, I think I need a place to hide..but I do need to work so a wifi is a requirement. 'Am glad for having an out house which has a strong internet signal. Now working at home became quite civilized. With guests. Or without. 

Im quite content noodling through even just a day's worth of students tidbits, while having a lazy time trying out some fresh loots and swaggas whilst in bed, even when you need to make a review and write about 'em..oh man, didn't I just said free stuff..and when you love writing, what is doing both you love and earning? what's that you say? a hobby? no, no you're not getting me..Yeeha, I've blogged myself into a much better mood. Now don't let anyone tell you that blogging is dead..these effwits are such spoilsports, and would you believe neither?

It's still the holidays, keep shariiing dudettes..'Am sharing you some of mine..Let me tell you, I could talk to you perpetually and better than any of your avon ladies, HAHAH, but that's just the beauty correspondent part of me talking, don't even let the make-up enthusiast talk you into it just yet..Lol..Didn't I say I <3 ya'al?!

                                        Ye, the whole sixteen pages is just for you and for you ONLY!

Have a Lushious Christmas..I know I will!

Nom nom nommmm nonommm, I know right? But this yummy magic wand would fairy-fy you while at the tub tonight, so forget about eating it, silly! That. Party. Popper. and. Father. Christmas. are among my favorites! Wana join me chirpy lot? Whoop tee do! Gotta love all cutesy lil things x-mas related, most especially. Have a fun Christmas ya'al!

One More Try:Loving the Tandems, Hating the copycat plot

First of all, as if the voice-over was saying mattered and is indeed do lot know. Cliche. cliche. How is that not annoying?It just makes the moviegoers anticipating to say, "I knew, he would say that". Pretty STUPID, yes. Also, puts the moviegoers at the bottom of their IQ. Did the big brother really need to tell us, what our "EYES" and senses could see and sense, sucha spoiler!

Also, nothing is new really. Typical Star Cinema move, copying plots and all. If only they had the common courtesy of acknowledging the original author of the theme used, then all would pan out well..And why not? Their execution is flawless, if not for the best acting whiff on the air which is quite obvious but why it's the MMFF ain't it? It's a good thing Dingdong Dantes and Zanjo Marudo are both my cup of tea, young and minty fresh ever. Not to mention Angel and Angelica are not so bad themselves.

As we're told to party like it's the end of the world..

Given all the Doomsday predictions--we're all still here, eh folks? ;) soo sure, whyyy not party like it's the end of the world??!! (Faculty, Please Turn  all your working mouth off, let the party beasts out!!)

                    Belles of the Ball, King, Dracula, Tinker-boy!

  Another flirtita at your service! Lil REd Ridin' hood obviously..Saan and Nestea Apple?
                                     

Philippine Flag Hues

                               Nom nommm nomm

     Side gate entrance, First rule, know your way out before you go in!! Haha
                                         

Miss Philippines vs Miss USA in Miss Universe 2012

The crowds of  Miss Universe 2012, Las Vegas rooaarrred louder after Miss Philippines answered the most awaited Q & A part. Even the popular international entertainment portal, E!-online could vouch for that as E!-online named Miss Philippines the finalist who gave the “BEST ANSWER”!

This is what the article said:

Best Answer: There were some decent answers, but Miss Philippines did an exceptional job with her question about whether or not she felt Miss Universe should be required to know English. “For me, being Miss Universe is not about knowing how to speak a specific language. It’s about being able to influence and inspire other people. So whatever language you have, as long as your heart is to serve and you have a strong mind to show to people, then you can be Miss Universe.“

Miss USA Q & A Portion:

Miss Universe 2010, Ximena Navarrete, asked Olivia, “What is something that you have done, that you will never do again?”

“First I’d like to start off by saying that every experience, no matter what it is, good or bad, you’ll learn from it. That’s just life,” she said.

“But something I’ve done that I’ve probably regretted would be picking on my siblings growing up because you appreciate them so much more when you’re older, you get closer with your family. Everybody fights with their siblings, right?! But I don’t regret it.”

Relax, people.When you actually know the real score, what else does matter? Things aren't always fair, bite that. Forget about being too work up...She was able to deliver, didn't she? Janine T. made such huuuuge impact, that's all that matters.

Still sucking at facebook..Take heed kids!

For now just keep watching 'em here..Mazel Tov guysss!!! You'd do good on your exams..I sincerely mean that. ;p
                                                        --Miss Jill <3

                                The Nitrogen Cycle

  The Water Cycle, The Nitrogen Cycle, The Oxygen-Carbon Dioxide Cycle, Photosynthesis, Aerobic Respiration are seen here as well, also Biotic and Abiotic Factors, please watch.
 
 
                  

still futzing with settings..

I. suck. at. Facebook. Soo just for now, this'll do..

                                       The Phosphorus Cycle

                  
                                  The Sulfur Cycle

                                        The Carbon Cycle

             The Prey and Predator

Adam Lanza Photos:Connecticut Shooting

I don't want every average Tom, random Dick and psycho Harry owning guns! Period. Why, oh why these lil angels have to witness such tragic horror?!! Ain't that just a lil too f*$@c*k$@@ng muuch??!! Can't shake this case, mass killing is a cancer. Big. Exclamation. Point!!!

But then again aside from not effing owning a gun when you have a special child and that you know is capable of committing mass murder, you have a responsibility to contain them by whatever means are necessary. Your child assaults you? Press charges. Medicate them. Even if it turns them into a zombie. We do not have too many choices, but we do have one, so for the love of others besides ourselves, please just pick one!

12-12-12!!!!!!

soo ashamed after wolfin' down 12 donuts in 12 mins in 12-12-12

Busssy bussy busssy! It's only now that I get to upload and get back to the 12-12-12 craze! In fact,  I've actually moved forward and got on with your average x-mas syndrome...zzzzzzzz....
woke up at 4 am  done!
simbang gabi (heard mass pinoy xmas style!) done!
partial xmas shoppin' done!
prepared prelim exams done! printed out! checked!stapled,counted number of students taking the said exams-check, check!
some uploads-still pending..

..going back to 12-12-12, I wonder what impact it has on you, couldn't help but wonder what's up with 12-21-12 and whatev it's gonna do with you? I keep forgetting what say they, oh man, that we're all gonna die soon..so I keep asking myself, why are we still doing what we're doing? I mean what's the point of working soo hard blablablablah if we're all gonna die in a few days anyways? If we are just going to be fed to the decomposers and cycle back to the freaking environment that is taking us, I mean what's all the point?!  What are we still doing stressing on BS and BLEhs? Why aren't we doing what we really want to be doing, like party hardddd and run willdd and free?? There's just soo much to dooo, geez!!

Maybe to you, it's no more than the last 10-10-10 or 11-11-11..Well, actually during 12-12-12, I've planned and executed finishing a dozen jelly-filled glazed donuts by noon, and perhaps I might have gained 12 lbs. I had hoped and indeed I did wolfed them down within 12 minutes even though I got a lil sick after the first four. I know that's really sad right? Hmm, ya'd think almost as sad as patiently and painstakingly waiting for 12-12-12 to come just so you could get married to the most phenomenal date as of yet??? Soo unspeakably sadddddddd and tragic!!

To me? Yes. HUUUGE impact. I've never experienced anything like this. Gotta go, lots to deal with..

Dear Manny, funny how bad news travel

Grrr, aargh! Bad news travel fast indeed. Oh dear, what a dreary day for Filipinos. It was Pacquiao's second straight loss after a controversial split decision defeat at the hands of Timothy Bradley last June. It was also his first knockout loss in 13 years. 

Faced flat, knocked down on the floor, it’s your true friends whom you’ll see once you lift you head, Manny. Pinoys are equally feeling nearly faded as their Levi’s jeans, just so you know. Growl if you may Pacman, it’s for your own good. And besides, ‘am quoting you..It’s boxing, baybee!!

So, what's in your bucket list?

Finally!!! Karl Pilkington is back to charm us!! Can’t wait for 9 tomorrow night as season 2 of An Idiot Abroad a.k.a.“The Bucket List” will start airing, oh yesss, tomorrow nighhht! Would crack us up! I'm tellin' ya. I love love love Karl P--his killer ignorance and naïve unwillingness to try new things--but will do so anyways..What?! The poor dude's peer pressured! What's up with that?!

Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant bullies Karl into doing things he doesn't feel like doing but the poor un-cheeky bloke got no choice now, has he? He's got no one to blame but that drunk ass of yours and that silly ambitious bucket list that goes with your drunken bum, and your audacity to match whilst high and obviously not sober, so hand over that checklist of your precious 100 things to do before you die and let this guy get it over with. 

Ready to follow his epic adventure to see the Seven Wonders of the World? First of all, feel free to barf at the idea of that if you would rather curl up at the confines of your own bed because comforts are your immediate concern rather than the brand spanking new experiences. But, if you are anything like me, then we both know what " Vita vacuus victus est nex " means, heh. Fine! Since you are much curious..it only means, " An empty life is worse than a violent death ". Start making your bucket list!

True. Sometimes posts are semi-sporadic.

Speechless is moi. Now, I’m not here to give excuses, as excuses will forever be unexcused. I’m not gonna lie about the fact that this blog has been randomly deserted quite a few times, what with all the happenings and birthdays and blahblahblah! In my defense though, I had every intention of keeping ya’al posted, but fine get the whip already or better yet-- I’m closing my eyes and let you guys give it to me. Thirty three lashes with a wet noodle for me, come on, let meee haaave it.

Now that we got that out of the way, I still would like to make myself clear if that’s alriiight with ya, ok moving on, like I said, sometimes, there are just waayy too much happenings in life that you just can’t chatter about or make an entry of, what with all the new cyber-crime laws and whatnots, “sharing” seems to be a foggy word these days..hm,  but now all sorts of people yet has a new excuse to be selfish all over again, gahh! 

Now, all I’m just trying to say is that even though I don’t solemnly swear to blog like crazy, I will still keep blogging and keep being crazy. I hope that is somehow enough though. Oh well, hang in there darlings!