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July 18, 2012

Watch Out Sandwich Snobs! Introducing! Delta's First Ever "NEEDLE SANDWICH", please just watchyo mouth!

They say it's hard to find a needle on a haystack, dude just between us two, it's actually very easy..just burn the haystack down, et voilà! Needle! Hm, on a gourmet sandwich though 'am not so sure, geez, how could it end up there anyway?* Red Flag* The hell with that, Delta? Fine, given that those tasty sandwiches were made in Amsterdam by Gate Gourmet, which prides itself as the world's largest independent provider of airline catering, exactly!--so what the hell this f*cken' needle doin' on muhhh freaking business class sonafuh-wich?

Heck, do you want some irate man running around with a gun saying, "I want these MF needles off my MF plane!!!" Again, the hell are they thinking, a passenger got injured, a sewing needle punctured the roof of his mouth after biting his sandwich, and now they're offering pizza just to make up?!! Shove that darn pizza uppp ya tush!! Hm, funny how one flight attendant said "that's funny some other passenger also had one"...Funny, really?! I wouldn't think nor say it's even remotely funny, 'sup with that?

All four flights were en route to the U.S., prompting the FBI to begin an investigation into the matter with the help of Dutch authorities. And even if authorities in the U.S. and Netherlands are now on to how these needles were inserted into the sandwiches served to passengers on four Delta Airlines flights, this should not to be taken lightly.
  

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