Shit just got real mothafuckas Bone Thugs-N-Harmony in Manila!!

June 11, 2014
Mall of Asia Arena, Pasay City ;))

See Ya @ d crossroads!  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

MDay: National Guilty Kid's Day!!

Hey! It's National Guilty Kid's Day. Undoing & making up wd yo cheap ass flo-ers & Hallmarks *just* this specific day wouldn't cut it--Spoil ur mothers EVERYDAY.
Rili soon, mom!

Anyway, that was my status for yet another department store holiday. I don't mean to be such a spoiler, but ok whatever. Um, I love my mom aite before you even swallow me whole. But I already told you about how I feel on these occassions *cough* love month, gag me with a tongue depressor, yuks, but like harthart day I also love the exhilaration behind oh well just except the monkey business side of it.

Anyhoo, I don't hate Mother's Day. I'm not an anti-Moma nor do I intend to ruin any mommyhood mood or anything, chill. I have a mother. Love her to bits. In fact, I just received a rather exciting worry call from her asking me if I followed up the embassy last minute thingies. Also, informing me that my bru, Tim just left Vancouver and is on his way to New York, Yay for Ma! Hhaha XD

Like I said back in the non-digital day or so, mom would not ask for anything but to keep us out, Tim and me out her skirt--JUST for one freaking day and that is the only *one* MDay request she'd ask anyway ughhh. Are we thaaat eviiil?? haha, I guess. Seriously, I'm not making this up. I knw a handful of mommy friends of mine who'd kill for a Me-day! Just to go to a salon, go shopping or just snooooze all the way, I'm telling ya, true story haha. Woah, should I be thanking myself for staying smart and single? um, uh, cuz duhh everyday is a day to myself lol, kidding.

By the way, I thought I'd leave you with my Mama Appreciation songs. So, what's your Mother's Day Anthem?

Cheers and Tears! Wishing my Graduating Students Luck..Don't follow your dreams kids..please chaaaaaaaase 'em ;P

I would, and National U would still remember you fondly guys. Our memories are much reliable than we'd like to think! Cheers and much stronger coffee for your newest extreme trek ever. Haha, what did I say payback is payback time.. Effin' Finally! ;)

On Vhong Navarro (yes, that's with the szilent "H" jeje people!)

I really don't get all the fuss about Vhong Navarro-Deniece Cornejo-Cedric Lee three-way as this is probably just your average every Saturday thing happening on hornito Juan's timeline or what d'ya know maybe even to mine. This is the usual news-feed that you kinda need to expect if you are sucha  flirt.com or www.slutz. The only difference is that it just sorta happened to one of the most likeable jeje king that is Vhong--with EMPHASIS on the szilent "H" Vhhhong-babies! Now who does not know Pinoy's Jim Carrey?! 

Ok, lemme refresh you. Other than starting out from Streetboys dance crew, this dude has is with the ladies and I mean high-brow, high maintenance chicas, eughh de ouchh I know, I know. Anyways..fine I'm better with visualization cuz Im also kinda bit of *Litehrareeh tee-chah*, anyways, anyways, imagine him flashing ya with his sleeeazy close-up moment smile while doing his signature yuckie-kadiri pose with his check mark hand under his chin, oh-ha!! Gets nyo na PHO?

                       I think I juz peed my saucy pants!! I dieee, die-niece!!XD

Also, some CCTV snappies of their close encounters..

           Amp, kinda smooth the Quickie Vhongs-zki, ikaw na tlga!! hahahhhhaa!

Is it juz me or does Dieee-niece rili looks like the Queenbee Leighton Meester? Dz wil b my blow up doll version!
Cedric Lee, as far as I could tell is very close with the Ejercitos as evidenced by his up the nose construction projects in City of San Juan. He is naman well known with his classic gangsta's saga, so obviously NOT FOR KIDS. You don't mess with the mobstah just sayin'. Ahh, this actually kinda reminds me of the god damnnn Godfather and its bravados. Chills baby. xx-o!

Brian Grubb Wakeskates at Rice Terraces of the Philippine Cordilleras

So I had dinner at Baguio. Just in the actual case that you are wondering what is up in good old Baguio, here's wuz happenin' in the City of Pines these days...

Awesome, yuh?

This is my abso fave. A shot of a tourist on locale farm and living. Kinda sort of Joe meets Juan. Fab!

Photos: Daniel Deak Bardos/ Sophia Langner

Heart and Sembreak

It's sembreak. I miss the merry gang of clueless, obnoxious, dainty yet distressed and 4ever curious students of mine. Been doin this for years. Still like my students. Though I wish ish ish my students would stop shortchanging themselves. I see so much potential yet...NO SHOW. NO GRADE. Keep sane. And keep that in mind. Also. Why not try de-cluttering your life and be awesome.

25 Things You Keep In Your Life That Are Only Holding You Back

By: C. Green

1. The phone numbers of people that never, ever call you or text you first, and often don’t even respond when you text them.

2. Mean or uncomfortable exchanges with people — either in your text or internet history — that you occasionally go over and re-read because they make you feel angry and terrible all over again.

3. Subscriptions to online stores that you can’t afford, and which send you tons of emails and texts about the sales you should not be spending money on.

4. Bitterness over the things that your friends or coworkers have, that you might not be able to afford or have time for.

5. Expectations about having “the perfect” significant other, or someone who is going to make you feel better about yourself/fix your problems in a way you’re not able to do on your own.

6. Facebook friendships with exes that you have no interest in talking to again, and only keep around so you can occasionally stalk their new significant other.

7. Facebook friendships with people you don’t really know, don’t care about, and who post ridiculous things that always make you roll your eyes.

8. The idea that you have to keep up with all of your friends professionally, even if you don’t want the same things or have the same backgrounds, just so that you can impress them on social media or at parties.

9. Roommates who don’t respect your personal space.

10. Subscriptions to magazines that make you feel ugly, fat, poor, and unstylish.

11. Friends who only like to hang out with you or keep their plans when it involves drinking and spending a lot of money, and who otherwise aren’t that interested in being around you or hearing what you have to say.

12. A sense of entitlement about the amount of material things you think you deserve in life, especially when it’s much, much more than you need to be safe and comfortable.

13. Desire for name-brand and the latest version of everything, even when the generic brand or off-brand is just as good, or when you could get the item at an outlet store as long as you were willing to wait a season.

14. Pictures of you where you think that you look so much better in, and that you torture yourself with by looking at every day when you are feeling particularly ugly.

15. All of the old clothes and accessories that you no longer wear or use, which just clutter up your closet, and could easily be donated to people who would actually use them.

16. Junk food that you know you’re going to binge-eat if you keep in your cabinet or refrigerator.

17. People who constantly make weird comments about superficial things that make you feel really self-conscious.

18. The idea that you need to go to a coffee shop on the way to work every morning to get breakfast/coffee, when you could just as easily take two minutes to prepare things yourself most days and save hundreds or thousands of dollars a year.

19. Shame over the amount of debt you are living with.

20. Memories of the time that you label “the best time of your life,” which makes you consciously feel as though everything else you do won’t compare or will just be part of an overall downward slope.

21. Old medicine from when you had a minor surgery or dental procedure, which you will now just take recreationally even though you know that’s a terrible idea.

22. Resentment for your friends who are in happy relationships, because part of you feels like them having love success somehow means that there is less hope out there for you.

23. The idea that the amount of work you can do is directly correlated with how much time you spend at the office or how long you spend working at home. (A work-life balance, or being able to do more work in an efficient amount of time, is way more important than putting in overly long hours.)

24. Family members who make you feel terribly about yourself, who contribute nothing to your life, and whose only connection to you is genetics at this point.

25. Love for people who will never love you back, no matter how much energy you devote to caring about them and wondering what they’re doing at this moment.

HAUTE HAUTE GLOBAL WARMIN’ and Ayieeeeeee!!!!!

That. My dear friends. Is not the squeaal of brakes screechiiin’. But obviously your mad Madame’s ecstatic squeeee fandomwise..Looong day at work. Gotta freshhh up. Kinda like I said Sir Jong (my faculty and practice t-cha in Educ) and I headed to MOA Arena so we can dance our stress away like crazeee cuz hey it’s da Pitbull in da houuussee man! So please tell me exactly why should I ever stop dancin to the tune of Gime erythang, Hotel Room Service Holidayyyyyy Innnnn!!!, Feel this freakinnn moooment!!, Don’t stop daaa parteyyy, Cafe Americano, Calle wuttt??, Int’l luv among mehhh--ny othasss. Ho well I know I’m getting annoyin’ but who cares that ain’t even meeehehe!! That’s da fangal tawkin’..

Another hooo and a raayy worthy to share, um, ya know that tix that’s supposed to be 4240 per seat, I got to score at 1k yayyy. That’s a bargain beth..chhh! Aaand another happy dance I think!!

Wardrobe Booty 911

The lovely ladies of AB Eng-lush are all giddy to go to this Soccer Game. But guess what. Wardrobe 911. So yea. They requested me to do share some of my lil fashion gold mine *toot! toot! wrong number*, heh! I’m not saying I’m d right person to ask since I’m a style moron. Um but these Tres Marias, they’re kinda sorta adorbs so who could say no? Knock yourselves out ladies! So so what to wear on a game fellas??

Ooohh Sunshine I miss youuuu!! Wuzzup for Aug 23?

For August 23-25

For every piece of OOTD by we ARE apparel that one purchase, another piece of shirt will be donated on one’s behalf to the victims of Typhoon Maring!

Loong weekend..Find something better to do!

You're trapped at home with not much to do..It's prolly the best time to weed ur closet out and organize ur wardrobe..Set aside 30% for flood victims, 30% of those pile of shizz pls. bring to school next week we are going to have a "Swap that Swaga" Party Next Friday. We are not going to meet this week obviously, so again don't haul ur stuff and drag 'em to NU this Friday, k! Trust me 40% of all those shiz is all you need. Make rooooom for new clothes dudes and dudettes! 

I'll keep posting some stuff here..every now and then. So, anyways, today's post is all about organizing. It's bout time u come up with a system that works for you..If you wana color coordinate then be my guest..as for me, I do color code some..so when I'm thinking of an outfit I know where to look. But I've learned it's best you divorce the casual to formal, the workplace to dinner..oh and of course, the flirty occupies an entirely different real estate in your fantastic-about-to-explode closet! I keep all whites 2gether. A staple on mine as I love d boyfriend tee. So comfy and u can juz match it with juz bout anything..Juz have a good blazer with it and you're good to go. But that's juz me. 0_o 
What about u guys? How is ur system going?? Do u stack ur tanks all 2gether? Vintage to vintage..and some spandex shirts? You can use a wonder hanger to extend ur closet space..Make use of shower/towel rods to hold ur stilletos..Take advantage of that useful*neglected*space, juz make sure u can reach 'em though. U dnt wna go barefoot..Use shower rings to hold ur scarves. Make a super star stacker 4 ur itty bitties and have more time to look good. That's it 4 today. I'll be poppin' by as you know and feel free 2 toss ur system to ur mates maybe they can pick up something from u..maybe not. Heh! ^,^ Nyt 4 now!